why do we always say life is short when it’s the longest thing we’ll ever experience?
michelle obama is trying to be everyones mom by making us eat healthy pshaw! *my bag of cheetos turns into a bowl of baby carrots* what…no this can’t be- *i rush to the fridge only to see that my soda had been turned into watered down fruit juice* NO!! *i run to the pantry only to find that my cookies are now dried apple slices* i guess my only choice…is to be an active kid and get an hour of playtime outside every day….
I was too lazy to even freaking read what you wrote….